I know this is bogus, don't lie to us Vasile. That's C code, not Visual
BASIC!! 8-)
Dale
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Hallo, this is Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux as Leennuks.
Hallo, this is Bill Gates and I pronounce 'crap' as 'Windows'.
On Wed, 31 Oct 2001, Vasile Surducan wrote:
{Quote hidden}> I coudn't resist to show you this one :
>
>
>
> > The Source Code to Windows 2000 is out!
> >
> > Bill G.'s secret has been made public.
> >
> > Have a preview !
> >
> > // ---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
> >
> > #include "win31.h"
> >
> > #include "win95.h"
> >
> > #include "win98.h"
> >
> > #include "workst~1.h"
> >
> > #include "evenmore.h"
> >
> > #include "oldstuff.h"
> >
> > #include "billrulz.h"
> >
> > #include "monopoly.h"
> >
> > #define INSTALL = HARD
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
> >
> >
> >
> > void main()
> >
> > {
> >
> > while(!CRASHED)
> >
> > {
> >
> > display_copyright_message();
> >
> > display_bill_rules_message();
> >
> > do_nothing_loop();
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > if (first_time_installation)
> >
> > {
> >
> > make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> >
> > do_nothing_loop();
> >
> > totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> >
> > search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> >
> > make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
> >
> > disable_Netscape();
> >
> > disable_RealPlayer();
> >
> > disable_Lotus_Products();
> >
> > hang_system();
> >
> > }
> >
> >
> >
> > write_something(anything);
> >
> > display_copyright_message();
> >
> > do_nothing_loop();
> >
> > do_some_stuff();
> >
> >
> >
> > if (still_not_crashed)
> >
> > {
> >
> > display_copyright_message();
> >
> > do_nothing_loop();
> >
> > basically_run_windows_3.1();
> >
> > do_nothing_loop();
> >
> > do_nothing_loop();
> >
> > }
> >
> > }
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > if (detect_cache())
> >
> > disable_cache();
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > if (fast_cpu())
> >
> > {
> >
> > set_wait_states(lots);
> >
> > set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> >
> > set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> >
> > set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> >
> > }
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> >
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> >
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> >
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> >
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> >
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> >
> > printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > if (system_ok())
> >
> > {
> >
> > crash(to_dos_prompt)
> >
> > }
> >
> > else
> >
> > system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > while(something)
> >
> > {
> >
> > sleep(5);
> >
> > get_user_input();
> >
> > sleep(5);
> >
> > act_on_user_input();
> >
> > sleep(5);
> >
> > }
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > create_general_protection_fault();
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > }
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > // ---------------------------------------------------
> >
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